On the org chart

Try as I might, it's hard to ignore the bizarre alliance of Orange Caligula and Leon Musk. It's breathtaking. When I first looked at it, I thought, "Well, Donnie's just trying to emulate his idol, Putin, by surrounding himself with billionaire oligarchs."

But the more I think about it, the more I realize that that's a faulty analysis. Musk is actually just a sub-oligarch, with Trump being the prime oligarch for Vladdy. All part of the resurgent empire. Better brush up on your conversational Russian, kids.