No escaping it
The election porn is coming in by text message now. Years ago, when I was a Democratic Party committee person for one term, I foolishly put my cell number on a signup sheet one fateful night. I'm sure that's why I get so many phone pitches for one political cause or another. You can text "STOP" all you want, but they keep coming. That and all those calls from "Spam Risk."
Anyway, today I got this beauty of a text about an upcoming ballot measure:
I agree with the message 100 percent, but I can't help wondering, what's she looking at?
That delicious Soylent Green
ReplyDeleteYou know what that is, right?
DeleteSoylent Green is people!
DeleteOf course we do! It’s what we will all be eating when the remaining ocean fish stocks collapse and we can no longer grow anything on the earth…
ReplyDeleteComing soon to a Whole Paycheck or Kroger store near you!
Delirium isn’t always temporary.
DeleteWere the same people who put measure 118 on the ballot also responsible for measure 110? One begins to think they're out to destroy Oregon.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it’s too easy to get measures on the ballot in Oregon.
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