Unvarnished!


This just in: Hillary Clinton's coming to the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall on October 21. A Monday night, which shows you how important Portland is to her. Tickets range in price from $100.50 to $453.50. For the top price, you get your picture taken with Hillary.

At each event, Secretary Clinton and a moderator will take the audience on a journey of unvarnished exchanges on politics, democracy, the threats we face, as well as friendship, aging, marriage, and how we can all work together to shape a future to be proud of.

It's part of a national book tour, I take it. Which is fine with me. The less she's seen with Kamala Harris in October, the better off the country will be.

Now, the show seems really interesting and all, but I'm checking my calendar and I see that not only is that a recycling and yard debris night, but I'm also scheduled to change out the cats' litter box sometime that day. Tragically, there's just too much going on for me to attend this wonderful event. I hope there's plenty of media coverage so that I can close my eyes and pretend I was there.

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  1. The Clinton's have made one of the best CIA couples in modern times. The perfect combination of mob connected- Hill's dad and big money bastard offspring- Billy's papa was likely gov of Arkansas Winthrop. Democracy indeed.

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  2. I think it's time to change out the tinfoil in your head gear.

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  3. I heard her speak in 2014 or 2015 at a private event. She was okay at best-- maybe now she will be a bit more unfiltered, which could be interesting.

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  4. Maybe she’ll tell who she was with when the debacle exploded that killed the CIA operatives.

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  5. Mrs. Clinton should acknowledge the sacrifice made by Portland’s own Tyrone Woods in furtherance of her foreign policy decisions in Libya, but I won’t hold my breath.

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    1. Mrs Clinton has answered every question she's been asked AND did it under oath. Congress has investigated her multiple times and has published several reports of their findings. I'm not sure what you weirdo fetishists still don't understand about what happened in Benghazi to Ty Woods, Oregon City High School Class of 1989.

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    2. Further, you people have sure been quiet about the death of CPO William Owens in Yemen on a mission that should have never gone forward.

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  6. You Fox news types ought to change out the chants once every 10 years or so.

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  7. She a lot of the Portland media thinks she’s adorable. So the coverage should be complete.

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