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Rose Festival princes


Summer's almost here, and the street ambassadors are back out in downtown Portland. If this guy doesn't steal the pack right off your back, or push you in front of a moving train, this fellow may sic his pit bull on you and send you to the hospital. You might get to ride the aerial tram!

The two guys are currently locked up, but you know that won't last long. And don't forget the deadly canned food falling from the sky! Our taxes may be high, but at least our streets are treacherous.

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  1. AnonymousMay 23, 2024 at 10:47 AM

    I hear the next season of Survivor will be filmed in downtown Portland.

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    1. AnonymousMay 23, 2024 at 11:34 AM

      Will be hard to tell who is a contestant and who is not.

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  2. AnonymousMay 23, 2024 at 11:36 AM

    But they are victims cause their momma didn't love them enough.

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    1. AnonymousMay 23, 2024 at 3:40 PM

      They ain't no delinquents, they're misunderstood, deep down inside them there is good.

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  3. AnonymousMay 23, 2024 at 11:44 AM

    This shows that housing addicts with no controls is a really dumb idea> Man lay dead in Portland nonprofit transitional housing for two months, family alleges: https://katu.com/news/local/family-sues-non-profit-and-county-after-man-is-found-dead-in-transitional-housing

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  4. AnonymousMay 23, 2024 at 11:45 AM

    Urban Survival! I seem to recall back in the 80's(?) a very young news reporter, Jeff Gianola, spent a 24 hour period dressed up as a homeless person and did a report on life on the streets. He complained of the cold but the story was filmed during the Summer.

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  5. AnonymousMay 23, 2024 at 11:50 AM

    Portland Best Buy store evacuated so police could arrest robbery suspect inside> https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2024/05/portland-police-quietly-evacuate-entire-best-buy-store-arrest-robbery-suspect-who-was-left-inside.html

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  6. AnonymousMay 23, 2024 at 11:55 AM

    BTW the dog lover guy is the redhead

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  7. AnonymousMay 23, 2024 at 12:52 PM

    The Antifa/BLM riots aren’t the only reason to avoid downtown Portland.

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  8. AnonymousMay 23, 2024 at 2:00 PM

    Barely awake, I thought I heard the hosts on Morning Joe this morning discusding how terrible Portland is, with drugs and crime.

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  9. AnonymousMay 23, 2024 at 2:06 PM

    initially thought the dude on the left was sporting some very refined frameless spectacles when I saw the thumbnail-sized image.

    Nope, just a tattoo of a line across his face.

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    1. AnonymousMay 23, 2024 at 3:21 PM

      Face tattoos are telling.

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    2. AnonymousJune 1, 2024 at 6:08 AM

      Face tattoo guy has now been arrested for a racial bias crime for sending his pit bull to attack a man walking downtown

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