Beating the heat in Portland (NSFW)
Why is Portland like this? pic.twitter.com/sSr9EgNUJz— Kenny Webster (@KennethRWebster) August 15, 2023
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We have reached peak gross now. Maybe they can hire this “person” to appear in commercials for Travel Portland? The tagline could be “Come to Portland, and get your freak on. No limits, and no judgment.”
ReplyDeleteI used to be snarky that Portland was heading toward a cesspool.
ReplyDeleteHe(?) kinda reminds me of the Gimp from Pulp Fiction. The gimp finally escaped, and he found true brotherhood in Portland.
DeleteIt’s in the manual. The page that gives tips on how to boof safely if you are unhoused.
ReplyDeleteThe sad commentary on Portland is the absence of judgment. Unless you’re wearing a MAGA cap.
ReplyDeleteOn top of this incident being incredibly gross and deeply disturbing, you have to realize that if this person slips and impales himself, we taxpayers will foot the bill for all the medical expenses.
ReplyDeleteI think I saw this somewhere else and now I can't unsee it so you've been warned. I can't remember the last time I actually drank water from a Benson Bubbler. Once I recall a cop chastising a kid in Waterfront Park for letting his dog drink out of one. It's a principle of motion that things go much faster downhill.
ReplyDeleteI suppose it’s time to rename them Benson Bidets.
DeleteDo you suppose Simon Benson envisioned this sort of activity occurring when he installed the fountains about a century ago? I suspect people who were apt to engage in that kind of behavior were housed in an asylum back then.
ReplyDeleteIt is only a matter of time before some do-gooder digs up some “evidence” that Benson said something racist once. Then the campaign to remove or rename the fountains will be on.
DeleteThey aren’t really “do gooders”. Mainly they spend their time looking for sh-t to stir up.
Deletethe guy passing by this ghastly scene reminds me of the late herbert kornfeld.
ReplyDeleteYears ago, I was walking downtown with my son who wanted to take a drink out of a Benson Bubbler. I said, "Don't do it, homeless dudes wash their balls in those things." Some random woman turned around and chastised me, griping, "That's a terrible thing to say." Terrible, but true.
ReplyDeleteI think she just gave the Bubbler a venereal disease.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they need to remove them until a time where this nonsense isn’t tolerated
ReplyDeleteA time which, in Portland, will be never.
DeleteLet them remain a small monument to what was and perhaps will never again be.
DeleteRelax it is just Gollum washing his precious...
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