Top 10 New Portland Police Car Features
I see the Portland police have redesigned their patrol cars. Now if only they had some officers to drive them.
In any event, here now are the –
Top 10 New Portland Police Car Features
10. In-dash Truth Social
9. BIPOC motorist detector
8. State-of-the-art excuse generator
7. HardestyCam™
6. Under-seat plant gun dispenser
5. Console Starbucks scone warmer
4. AI union grievance composition tool (beta)
3. Pension-ometer
2. Seven-day steroid organizer
and the No. 1 New Portland Police Car Feature:
1. Body cam jammer
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ReplyDeleteWe don't need no f*ckin' drivers.....Elon Autonomous will be at the wheel.
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