On the lighter side

So the President wants to suspend the federal gas tax (18 cents a gallon) for three months. I've got an idea: How about we also suspend the Portland city gas tax (10 cents a gallon) and the Multnomah County gas tax (3 cents a gallon)?

Hahahahahaha, only kidding. The vicious money grubbers of local government would never allow such a thing.

Then there's the 38-cents-a-gallon Oregon state gas tax, but it's already official on that one: Killer Kate says, Holiday? No way.

What will government do when fossil fuels are gone? Put a turnstile on your front door, probably.