Wish that I could cash that check

A lot of people were relieved to hear that the suits at Oregon Health and Sciences University are finally going to do something about the sexual misconduct that goes on up there. And they are going to bring in none other than Eric Holder to do the investigation!  African American!  Former attorney general!  Obama guy!  He'll do the right thing!  Wonderful.

Er, do you know how much he's going to charge?

Get this: $2,295 an hour!  But his underling will be billed out at a mere $1,445 an hour, a real bargain.

I am not making this up. 

This state is funnier than screen door on a submarine. Unless you pay taxes here.