Three sleeps more

We're running out of days to say goodbye to the various Batman villains who have been looting and destroying the country for four years. Here's today's departure – a face that I hope never to see again.

What an inspiring figure. Whenever I'm feeling bad about something I've said or done, I think, I could be a worse person. And now whenever I feel sorry for myself over something, I can think, My life isn't as bad as his is going to get.

It's that kind of inspiration that has Made America Great Again. Arrivederci, Junior.